k so had class on friday 8-9.30 after that headed to school (MBS) n met up with friends..after waiting till like, 12.30, we went down for lunch till like 2++ then went bowling, snooker n ended at 6.30..6.30 there was a meeting which lasted till 10 n then dinner till like 11.30 i think..haha..went home, woke up at 8.30 n had to skip class cuz i overslept..haiz..anyway, went to BB, did some GOH stuff, band, juniors, junior band GOH practice n finally went out for dinner..so i finally reached home like 12..haha..o, i have a midterm coming up soon..on monday..superb..haha..
anyway, i read this on Suneel's, aka sam jones, blog..quite funny n kinda true..in a way..
Lesson One:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw
the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The
eagle answered: "Sure, why not" So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the
eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.
Lesson Two:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on
some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a
fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top ofthe tree. He was
promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson: Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep
you there.
Lesson Three:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there,
a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in
the pile of cow dung, he began to realize howwarm he was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He laid there all warmand happy, and soon began
to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
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